The Charge of the Pensioners (Your News)
Whoever said that the older generation was the polite one has never organised front of house for a theatre matinee!
The doors open and a stampede of walking sticks come charging in, elbowing everyone, including me on the door, out of the way. Then there are tantrums because they all want to sit in the front row in the unallocated seats which are now full. They kick off big time, then become rude and abusive, because they have to walk a few steps to another row and then worst of all, they have to go out into the foyer to buy an ice cream. You would have thought that they had been sent to the Arctic to buy them.
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