PANTO SPECIAL 2022 – UGLY SISTERS STRICTLY BEHAVING BARDLY
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By Cheryl Barrett
(Comedy business as Tango and Cha Cha wave to Prince Charming and flutter their fans.)
Tango: Prince Charming is bewitched by my beauty. I am beautiful, and therefore to be wooed. He is mine for the taking, Cha Cha.
Cha Cha: The Prince has far more taste – methinks he has his eyes set on a ravishing beauty. Tis the older sister to whom he directs his wanton smile.
Tango: (To Cha Cha.) Thou slow-witted, dolt. Thine face has no more beauty than I have in mine derriere.
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